100. Blind people smile like everyone else, even though they've never seen anyone else do it. Smiling is built-in.
99. Otters have a pocket in their skin for their favorite rock.
98. Everyone who comments on your post is thinking of you.
97. Every cow has their own best friend that they hang around with.
96. Each year, hundreds of trees grow just because squirrels forgot where they hid their food.
95. Breaking Bad stopped before it became a sell out and was boring.
94. So did Cowboy Bebop.
93. The quokka is the happiest and friendliest animal on the Earth, and exists as one of the only untrained animals that commonly make and enjoy human contact.
92. Hedgehogs are called that because they are known around the UK for being very beneficial to gardeners. UK gardeners often cut little hedgehog holes in their fences so they can roam freely.
91. The voice actors for Mickey Mouse (Wayne Allwine) and Minnie Mouse (Russi Taylor) were married in real life.
90. A group of pugs is called a grumble.
89. A group of ferrets is called a business.
88. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
87. A group of baboons is called a congress.
86. At one point, you were someone's reason for thought.
85. If you're a man, right now you have the same amount of Tour De France wins and twice the amount of testicles as Lance Armstrong.
84. Humpbacks have "genres" of music they play.
83. Elephants will put themselves in harm's way to save another species. Because of this, most elephants have virtually no enemies in the wilderness.
82. Baby chimps will play with dolls and toys.
81. Beluga whales like listening to fine arts.
80. Rats and mice are ticklish.
79. They also laugh.
78. There's a spooky skeleton inside you! Boo!
77. No matter what, Mr. Rodgers would be proud of you.
76. Look up the Dodge Daytona or Plymouth Super Bird. See the wing on the back? Back in the 60s, people speculated that Chrysler had NASA design the wing for maximum aerodynamic efficiency. Years later, Chrysler engineers admit that it was only made that way so that the trunk could open.
75. If you take a sea sponge and put it in the blender, then leave it over night, the sea sponge will be back together as good as new.
74. If you took the entire solar system, then shrunk it down so that the sun is at your head and pluto at your feet, Uranus would be at... your anus.
73. When otters sleep, they hold hands.
72. When all the otters in the universe hold hands, it is foretold that they create the Ultimate Otter, destined to enslave the human race.
71. Smiling inadvertently improves your mood :)
70. When you dream, you only dream of people you've seen in real life. So chances are if you dream of someone, you've seen them before.
69. The same goes both ways -- if someone sees you, they've likely dreamed of you.
68. Penguins propose by giving their mate a single pebble.
67. To prove his glory and valor, Roman emperor Caligua got his army to attack the Roman god Neptune. This ended up with a bunch of guys stabbing at some water.
66. No one complained about the orders being ridiculous not because they were afraid of the consequences, but because they were having too much fun.
65. A six-year old in UK once wrote to the Railroad Museum to apply for a job there. This is what he wrote them:
"I have an electric train track. I am good on my train track. I can control two trains at once."
They invited him and named him "Director of Fun".
64. A group of bunnies is called a fluffle.
63. During the space race, the Apollo astronauts were given sleeves in which to put their dicks and piss in a bag. The problem was that they kept slipping off, because none of them would take first two of the three size options: Small, Medium, Large.
Instead of redesigning the entire system, NASA came up with a simple solution. They relabeled them as Large, Gigantic, and Humongous. The problem was solved.
62. Turtles can breathe out of their butts.
61. I don't have herpes - Pants_R_Overatd
60. You used to be part of a star.
59. Octopy have testicles located at the top of their head.
58. The man who does Winnie the Pooh's voice spends some of his spare time ringing up children in the cancer wards of hospitals putting on Winnie's voice and telling them how much he loves them and how brave they are.
57. "I partially shit my pants a month ago because I misjudged a fart. I'm 21." - BigEasyBobcat
56. " petted a little puppy on my street today and that puppy was so happy to be petted, she fell over her own feet from wagging her tail so hard." - rudesby
55. “If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.” - Mr. Rodgers
54. "When boys die, they become ghosts. When girls die, they become ballerinas." - zignut's 5 year old son
53. There's a website called "The Good News Network" (http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/) that only posts good news.
52.Relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis.
51. this was never
